Saw someone got this from dominos. I feel like this is a human rights violation.
Saw someone got this from dominos. I feel like this is a human rights violation.
by ContestRemarkable356
26 Comments
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We are here today to hear the case for u/ContestRemarkable356 that the pizza they have in their possession can be determined to be a crime against pizza. The plaintiff/defendant alleges and/or has been accused by other parties that their pizza constitutes a crime against pizza. —
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DarkShadowZangoose
the Domino’s that serves THAT should be bulldozed immediately, and the ground never used for anything else ever
Adventurous_March138
UMM WHAT IS THAT? I DIDNT order a cum and corn pizza
Silly_Confection_570
Right to jail
Dangerous_Ad_6101
reddqueen33
Hard to tell if it’s banana peppers or corn. Either way BLEAH
slintslut
CodeAdorable1586
Since when does dominos have corn
prntrgobrrr
🤔 doesnt look like dominos topping option OR box
SquadGuy3
That’s certainly not from dominos
Recent-Philosophy-62
That’s not Dumbinos, that’s someone’s home made mess, but still a crime
greggers1980
Looks like the delivery driver switched pizzas
Zhaneranger
That’s hard to believe. Does dominos even have corn?
Hizam5
Corn on a pizza is silly. There’s no way it has strong enough taste to make it worth the extra cost. Who gets hungry for dinner and says “pizza sounds good with corn and corn only “?
No_Education_8888
That honestly doesn’t look like it would taste too bad.. it doesn’t look good, but it also doesn’t look bad to me. I would eat that if i was stoned or drunk
CompetitiveHandle347
Most fast food is.
Playful-Raccoon-9662
DIJames6
That place needs to be shut down..
Ninja_Conspicuousi
It looks like a half assed attempt at a millennium falcon
SSDragon19
Well that’s what they get for ordering domino’s. Hahahaha
Far_Cut_8701
Cheese looks too transleucent. Might be a soggy pizza
LifeLikeAGrapefruit
Is that corn? Pineapple? Bananas? Jackfruit? The hell is it?
Joseph419270577
Someone ended up with the new guy’s training pizza
KingFernando532
That location needs to shut down permanently
KingFernando532
I don’t even care if it’s new employees. This is a disgrace.
ContestRemarkable356
It won’t let me edit the post but since a lot of people are saying it- No this pizza ain’t available in the US. It’s only in Indian markets
26 Comments
We are here today to hear the case for u/ContestRemarkable356 that the pizza they have in their possession can be determined to be a crime against pizza. The plaintiff/defendant alleges and/or has been accused by other parties that their pizza constitutes a crime against pizza.
—
The verdicts in today’s case will be determined by a jury of u/ContestRemarkable356’s pizza-appreciating peers, comprised of members of the /r/Pizzacrimes community, as well as visitors from the greater Reddit community, by casting their respective individual votes of either “guilty” or “innocent”, based on evidence brought here today by the plaintiff.
u/ContestRemarkable356, who’ll be referred to as “OP”, will plead their case either accusing – or defending – that the pizza in question in today’s hearing is criminal with regards to pizza.
#How to vote as a juror in today’s case:
To select a verdict of **Innocent** – in that no pizza crime has occurred – please **DOWNVOTE THIS COMMENT**
—
To select a verdict of **Guilty** – in that a crime-against-pizza is evident beyond a reasonable doubt – please **UPVOTE THIS COMMENT**
—
After a period of deliberation – tallying the votes – a final verdict will replace this message with the verdict.
the Domino’s that serves THAT should be bulldozed immediately, and the ground never used for anything else ever
UMM WHAT IS THAT? I DIDNT order a cum and corn pizza
Right to jail
Hard to tell if it’s banana peppers or corn. Either way BLEAH
Since when does dominos have corn
🤔 doesnt look like dominos topping option OR box
That’s certainly not from dominos
That’s not Dumbinos, that’s someone’s home made mess, but still a crime
Looks like the delivery driver switched pizzas
That’s hard to believe. Does dominos even have corn?
Corn on a pizza is silly. There’s no way it has strong enough taste to make it worth the extra cost. Who gets hungry for dinner and says “pizza sounds good with corn and corn only “?
That honestly doesn’t look like it would taste too bad.. it doesn’t look good, but it also doesn’t look bad to me. I would eat that if i was stoned or drunk
Most fast food is.
That place needs to be shut down..
It looks like a half assed attempt at a millennium falcon
Well that’s what they get for ordering domino’s. Hahahaha
Cheese looks too transleucent. Might be a soggy pizza
Is that corn? Pineapple? Bananas? Jackfruit? The hell is it?
Someone ended up with the new guy’s training pizza
That location needs to shut down permanently
I don’t even care if it’s new employees. This is a disgrace.
It won’t let me edit the post but since a lot of people are saying it- No this pizza ain’t available in the US. It’s only in Indian markets